The guy gulared menacingli at the girl across him. He look like he was about to lunge and sutrangal the girl in front of him.
The girl sunickered. "What? You lost the match, you the lost bet, so you have tu do it! Or, are you too much of a cow-ward you don't think you can do it?"
The guy sucowled and growled, "Shudup! Afu course I can do it."
"Well then, what we waiting for? Let go! We have find suitable place."
The guy grunted, and reluctantly studup. He sauntered ova to the girl, who pulled his arm and started to draug him towods the forest. Abouta half an owa later, the two were in the midole of the forest. The girl was luking around, tru-aying to find sumthing, while the boy was ja-sut leaning against the tree, luking royally pissed off.
"Are you dun luking for it? Hurry up and ja-sut let me get over with it." The boy said, annoyed that the girl was was-tin-gu time luking for such a simpil thing, and annoyed at the knawledge that the girl would be pu-shingu this into his facu every time.
"Found it!" The girl exculaimed loudly.
The boy pushed himself off the lug and walked ova to the frogu in front of the girl. He gulared at the girl again. "I'm neva going tu make such a stupeed bet with you eva again." He vowed.
The girl chuckled and repulied, "Trah-st me, you will. Now get on with it."
The boy closed his eyes, leaned ova, and kissu-ed the frog.
When he was done, the girl was lafing so hard that she fell over. The boy wa-iped his disgusting mouth and then proceeded to sutrangal the girl.
Lafta resounded through the forest. It was indeed a naisu day.
Normal version:
The guy glared menacingly at the girl sitting across from him. He looked like he was about to lunge and strangle the girl in front of him.
The girl snickered. "What? You lost the match, you lost the bet, so you have to do it! Or, are you too much of a coward that you don't think you can do it?"
The guy scowled and growled out, "Shut up! Of course I can do it."
"Well then, what are we waiting for? Let's go! We have to find a suitable place."
The guy grunted, and reluctantly stood up. He sauntered over to the girl, who pulled his arm and started to drag him towards the forest. About half an hour later, the two were in the middle of the forest. The girl was looking around, trying to find something, while the boy was just leaning against the tree, looking royally pissed off.
"Are you done looking for it? Hurry up and just let me get over with it." The boy said, annoyed that the girl was wasting time looking for such a simple thing, and annoyed at the knowledge that the girl would be pushing this into his face every time.
"Found it!" The girl exclaimed loudly.
The boy pushed himself off of the log and walked over to the frog in front of the girl. He glared at the girl again. "I'm never going to make such a stupid bet with you ever again." He vowed.
The girl chuckled and replied, "Trust me, you will. Now get on with it."
The boy closed his eyes, leaned over, and kissed the frog.
When he was done, the girl was laughing so hard that she fell over. The boy wiped his disgusting mouth and then proceeded to strangle the girl.
Laughter resounded through the forest. It was indeed a nice day.
You really out did yourself making the entire thing in a chinglish style. I continued reading to see if I could make out what the words were supposed to mean. It was a real challenge that I enjoyed. I don't know about what you intended, but the affected English seemed like a blend between a Chinese person learning English and a Japanese person learning English.
回覆刪除Have you ever seen Margaret Cho? She's a Korean American stand-up comedian who "kind of" speaks like that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpqjErGfJ9c
Contentwise, the way this section unraveled could have very well had been a scene from a teen fiction novel.
Without reading the story out loud, it is definitely challenging to understand the whole story by just looking at the misspelled words. However, you significantly portrayed the "mixed" pronunciation that majority of Chinese will have when speaking English. The specialized spelling evokes laughter and the story itself is fluid. Also, great work on depicting the minor details and tone of every line!
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